March 2012
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I haven’t done the math on this but I can safely estimate that I spend upwards of 70% of my day looking at pictures of baby animals and whimpering I regret nothing
Mar 2nd
Mar 2nd
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juchepresident: i want someone to follow rick santorum around everywhere and say “no” in a really stern voice every time he tries to speak
Mar 2nd
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Mar 2nd
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ihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum accidentally sets Internet Explorer as his default browser.
Mar 1st
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February 2012
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“No one has yet argued for votes for whales and dolphins. But considering some of...”
– Should whales be afforded the same inalienable civil rights as humans? Some academics find the idea compelling. (via theeconomist)
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Bon Iver: And I told you to be patient, and I told you to be fine. I told you to be balanced, and I told you to be kind, but now all your love is wasted. And then who the hell was I?
Death Cab For Cutie: So one last touch and then you'll go and we'll pretend that it meant something so much more. But it was vile, and it was cheap and you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me. Yeah, you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me
Radiohead: But I can't help the feeling I could blow through the ceiling if I just turn and run. And it wears me out... It wears me out. If I could be who you wanted, if I could be who you wanted all the time... all the time.
Brand New: You are calm and reposed, let your beauty unfold. Pale white like the skin stretched over your bones, spring keeps you ever close. You are secondhand smoke, you are so fragile and thin standing trial for your sins. Holding onto yourself the best you can. You are the smell before rain, you are the blood in my veins.
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe.You a stupid hoe you a you a stupid hoe. You stupid stupid, you a stupid hoe
Feb 29th
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Feb 28th
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Robin/Patrice OTP Since they’re clearly going to torture us forever over Robin/Barney
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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AND NOW DEAN PELTON IS AN OSCAR WINNER TOO
I LOVE EVERYTHING
Feb 27th
BRET MCKENZIE IS AN OSCAR WINNER
FUCK YEAH
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 26th
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The beginnings of the American Revolution,...
BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*
AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON.
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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“Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I’m not going to...”
– Charles Bukowski (via thresca)
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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If you don't like Jim Halpert, I probably don't...
Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. This should be...
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
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WatchWatch
hulu: Start krumping: Community’s coming back March 15!
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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chatterboxrose: lancasterhazelgrace: What Color Is Your Rainbow? queenofeden: castiean: coolestgirl-: supergaycow: Your Rainbow Your rainbow is strongly shaded white and blue.               What is says about you: You are a tranquil person. You appreciate quiet moments. You share hobbies with friends and like trying to fit into their routines. People depend on you to make them...
Feb 20th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Oh good lord now I’m at a roundabout. I’m at a roundabout somewhere in the French countryside where there are really cute houses and lots of flowering trees and no goddamn road signs
Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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